Small Talk

 

I suppose it all depends on how different people define small talk.  To me, it means a conversation that is based on meaningless and safe topics.  In my world, these topics are generally about the weather and forecasts of the weather.  These days, it seems, that pretty much every topic can be divisive, and even weather could lead a conversation down a dark road of conflict.

However, I have never been good with small talk.  I fail at it.  I realize it’s importance.  It is a comfortable way to pass time when around strangers, it can open the door to deeper conversations, when none of those present knows how to jump in, it’s a way to feel other people out, and it can help people avoid that dreaded conflict that stresses a lot of us out.  It’s all casual and non-threatening 

When I say that I fail at it, I mean that I’m not good at it.  To me, it’s always been frivolous.  We only have so much time on this planet.  Why do we spend so much time talking about shit that no one cares about?  Don’t get me wrong.  I am obsessed with weather.  I watch all of the local forecasts with an old man’s focus.  I am interested in doppler radar, barometric pressures, heat indexes, and the various forecast models, and I check the weather app on my phone way more than I’d like to admit.  I can tell the difference between actual meteorologists and presenters on TV, and can become annoyed, if I believe that they don’t know their stuff.  Yet, hearing a bunch of random people talk about the weather – mostly wildly inaccurately, is quite possibly the last thing I want to do.  If it all were soundtracked by Todd Rundgren’s “Bang on the Drum All Day,” then my misery would be complete. 

When I find myself in those prime small talk situations, alone with random people for an indeterminate amount of time, I generally shut up.  I am not a talker to begin with.  However, I will take part, if someone else initiates, or if something that I think is strange happens and I can’t help but make some sort of crack.  If I do start yammering, I will start asking questions of the person, or people.  It’s a good way to not talk about myself.  Apparently, asking questions is often too much for most people.  Unless, it’s work-related, or weather related, or some such, people make it clear that anything personal is out of bounds.  Seems to be related to the invisible personal space bubble that most of us have, in various sizes (mine is very large), it seems to include probing questions and revealing personal thoughts.

I guess that’s it.  I am no different than most people.  I find ways to avoid sharing too much self-information, and people that can talk a lot about nothing, are trying to do the same thing, just in a different way.  They have learned how to use small talk, where I have not.  Asking probing questions often shuts down a kind of connection, and that’s where I fail. 

Small talk bothers me that much more with people that one already knows.  I do not need the weather run down, I don’t need a meaningless list of activities that they’ve checked off some sort of list.  I get this a lot, for example: when people talk about what music they’re listening to, what books they’ve read, what movies they’ve seen, and especially what TV shows they’ve been streaming, but that’s it.  A list of things is meaningless to me.  I can only find interest, if these things come with information.  Were these various things enjoyable and why?  Are they recommending them to me?  I want to ask these follow up questions, but they are often met with an exasperated reaction and rarely any answers.  To me, it feels like there’s no point.  I’m interested in the reason behind people’s choices, and what makes them tick.  I want to know about them.  I am incredibly slow to trust people, and always have been.  It helps me trust, if I know more about who I am dealing with.  Plus, I am genuinely interested.  The same is true with the weather topic.  If the topic, comes with a story, it can become intriguing.  Not every topic of conversation has to be deep and meaningful, but at least bring something personal to the table!  Tell a story!

Still I find small talk amongst friends very strange.  I understand building up to more in-depth topics of conversation, but if there is a solid base of familiarity there, why waste time chatting about weather, or other frivolous topics, unless there’s a story there?  I don’t understand.  Perhaps, it’s me.  Maybe I am untrustworthy.  Perhaps, I do not do a good job of creating a trusting space, or am too judgmental, or am not deemed worthy of being privy to such information.  I am seriously trying to understand.  I’m trying to notice which types of questions make me uncomfortable and not ask those, because as I said before, I'm slow to trust others.  For example, recently I met my cousin Laura, who is a high school English teacher, at the wonderful Auntie’s Bookstore in Spokane.  I don’t get to see her often, every few years, but after a few moments of greeting, I asked her for a book recommendation - like what is her all-time favorite book – the book that has most impacted her.  Though, I really want to know, I immediately realized that that was a very personal and pressurized question, and totally unfair.  I likely would have changed the subject like she did.

Amazing that I can say all of this, while writing about something that is frivolous.  It is something I’m trying to learn though.  I want to do better, and I want to understand why we as a people struggle so much to communicate, when we’re around each other.  Me, included, if not especially!  We’re all each other have. 

 

Love Lives in the Body

 

Soft Blue Shimmer

Love Lives in the Body

(Other People)

Love Lives in the Body is Soft Blue Shimmer’s second album, and as I’ve said before, this band’s sound is one that I love!  I have trouble writing about them.  My love for them does not elicit any kind of narrative.  I just enjoy their music.  It seems to be deeply rooted in me.  I remember a time when I was in my early twenties and in love with the idea of love.  I had experienced, in a big way, that early electric bliss that comes with a fresh crush/relationship and on the other side of the coin, around the same time, I had gone through a lot of serious heartbreak and loss.  I became a mess of emotions and conflict.  Everything in life became exceedingly poignant and powerful.  Inevitably, all of the songs I loved from that era that evoked any direct emotions from those experiences, all still tap into those vivid days.  I began to amass a soundtrack for those times.  Songs that poked the bruises of those emotions were of a wide variety of sounds, but are all linked in their own genre that only makes sense to me.  Soft Blue Shimmer’s warm sound envelops me into that world – a world of my deepest desires and regrets - the things that bring tears to my eyes.  Their songs mean a lot to me in a deeply embedded way.  Perhaps, they’ve stumbled upon just the right dose of bittersweet.  I miss the feeling of feeling so much.  Age and accumulation of experiences, at least for me, has numbed me, despite my best intentions to avoid it.  Hearing music like this makes me feel alive.  In some ways, I need to keep that bruise going.

Love Lives in the Body, indeed.  Much like Soft Blue Shimmer’s music lives in my body.  Main vocalist, Meredith takes a breath in and out to open their second album, before we are set into their stunning musical realm.  It’s like a ‘here we go’ prep.  Their wash of soft buzzing guitars, plush drums, and Meredith’s heavenly vocals are always pleasing, and it’s about then when I realize that I will be listening to these songs a lot!

The slow unfurling of the pre-LP single, “Prism of Feeling,” is beautiful as it blooms into a sound that one wants to hear again and again.  This is similar to the rising earnestness of “Cloudless.”  “9090” is the most upbeat song, while “Memory / Fantasy” is quite melancholy with matching incredibly visual and poetic lyrics.  Definitely my early favorite.

The album unfolds in an unusual way.  It leans toward the dreamy side early, and increases the tempo and pop hooks as it progresses.  SBS, have found a magical balance between the shoegazey elements I love and the crisp fizz of indie pop, which I love as much.  They remind me a bit of 90s legends, Majesty Crush, only without the creepy and sinister lyrics.  I feel a profound loss in these songs, thought I am likely projecting, as they explore not just the emotional loss of a loved one, but the physical one as well.  It’s a thought-provoking thread to consider and deeply felt.  Maybe that’s part of what poking the bruise is all about.  So often, we mourn the emotional loss, but not the little things, like just the right touch to the forearm at just the right time.  Love Lives in the Body evokes all of that.

The dichotomy between the darkness of the words and the bright music is fantastic - something that has always appealed to me!  On their Bandcamp page they let us know that they’re here to make you think about stuff or forget about stuff.  Could not be more accurate.  Timeless music!  Their records are like the best candy that we all try to save to consume last.   

(https://softblueshimmer.bandcamp.com/album/love-lives-in-the-body)

Soft Blue Shimmer "Prism of Feeling"

Song Stories: Blue Monday

 When Wil and I started the This Wreckage ‘zine over 30 years ago now, the idea is that we would have people submit material that we would throw in each issue as is and put it out to the world.  What we didn’t realize going in is that most people do not want to actually share things like that.  We struggled in finding material to achieve our albeit ambitious goal of a monthly issue. 

However, in a small way, I’d like to float out a similar request we used to do every issue, but with more of a singular focus.  I am hoping that anyone who reads this would be willing to send some kind of story of a certain song that means something to them.  This could mean a short story, an essay, a drawing, a photograph, a poem, a few words, I don’t know.  One of my favorite things is to tie music to pretty much every waking minute of my life.  It’s a problem really.  There are hundreds of songs that evoke a lot of emotions for me for a variety of reasons based on their being nearby at the time.  I absolutely love hearing and reading other people’s stories along these lines.  I don’t care the genre or the artist, or my personal history, if any, with the song, I find these stories endlessly fascinating.

I’m hoping to encourage any and every one who might be willing to send some of their stories to me via messenger, or via email: tangledrec@hotmail.com.  I would like to share them here, on this site, if given the permission.

Please ask any questions you may have.

Matt Jenkins has been kind enough to share a story.  Here it is: 

Growing up in LC in the 80’s, there was plenty of pop music and metal. I love both. A wonderful memory I have is from 8^th grade. After basketball practice, I needed a ride to the Driftwood Library. It was about 6 pm and, of course, just a little dark and rainy. A friend on the team was getting picked up by his big brother, who was in high school, and I was going to catch that ride. I ended up in a rusty 70’s Honda Accord hatchback with about six people (but it seemed like twenty). This, I think, was the first time I heard a subwoofer.

 

FUCK! They were playing AC/DC and getting high from a Pringles can made into a pipe with a carb. I was all in. I still remember inhaling and looking down at the Pringles guy with his mustache. Nemo? But AC/DC is not my song story. The song that rocked my world was “Blue Monday” by New Order. It was just such a different sound and for a kid who already had designs on leaving LC and trying to see the world, it was a revelation and a break from the pop, the metal, all the other common forms of music. AC/DC might rock a sub-woofer, but that beat on “Blue Monday” was, and still is, so fucking electronic that it’s like a digital heartbeat. It seemed to transport me into the future, a beat from far away big cities. When I think of all the things that have happened since, the advent, rise, and domination of the Internet and social media, all the various forms of digital culture from the human genome project to AI, to electric cars, that beat in “Blue Monday” was calling to us. How could we not know? This present moment used to be the unimaginable future.

How does it feel?

(http://www.williamlmoore.tumblr.com)

New Order "Blue Monday"

Dawn of the Freak

The Haunted Youth

Dawn of the Freak

(Mayway)

The debut album from The Haunted Youth opens with a short rough, yet simple instrumental and closes with a lofi acoustic heart tugging ballad.  The eight tracks in-between are some kind of amazing collection of postpunk pop wonders that are so streamlined and perfect that they play like a greatest hits album from a pioneer of the genre.

Joachim Leibens, from Belgium, has managed to learn from the past.  Over the years, especially before MP3s and streaming changed the music industry forever, occasionally, an “alternative” artist or band would sneak a catchy song or two into mainstream radio.  I’m talking about songs by Modern English (“I Melt with You”), The Church (“Under the Milky Way”), The Cure (“Just Like Heaven”), or especially The Psychedelic Furs (a few), among others.  These were triumphant moments for those of us who were exhausted from the overplayed pop hits that we mostly heard on the top 40 radio stations that us folks in small towns were pretty much stuck with.  These random breakthroughs would spur on discovery of new and unusual music that we had to hunt down in the nearest cities, and these would lead us to other artists.  These artists were different.  Generally, more experimental, thought-provoking and interesting.  Generally, they had more insightful lyrics and sounds.  They were often darker in sound, but still tied to the idea of pop hooks.  It’s as if The Haunted Youth have cleaned out any of those variations and failed experiments that were buried on those old albums, and put out a collection that is so unrelentingly focused that every song sounds like one of those breakthrough hits.

“Broken,” the first song I heard from them, is an epic breathy anthem, whose guitar chorus is magical and downright exciting!  So many of these songs have very few lyrics - mainly a few lines, repeated at key moments, a sturdy rumbling bassline and beat, some spiraling or scratchy rhythm guitars, and nothing to get in the way of the point.  “Teen Rebel” is super infectious, though a bit odd.  The vocal is kind of a snotty retort to the so-called Teen Rebel, who is “always wanting something more.”  Though, it could be irritating, these lines are sung/spoken atop a Chameleons-like bed of guitar reverb, which is always great.  If one were to remove the bass and drums, this song could qualify for an Ambient genre all-time classic.  All of the singles, like the hand clapping addiction that is “Gone,” or the scratchy simplicity of “Shadows,” and the sing along attraction of “Coming Home” (opens similar to New Order’s “Procession”) should be international blockbusters. 

There’s a no frills/no bullshit thing going on here that I dig and I think a lot of people would to.  A great example of this is the song “I Feel Like Shit and I Wanna Die,” is exactly what the title implies.  No sugarcoating.  No nonsense to obscure the message.  No room for interpretation.  The music is stunning – something similar to an early OMD ballad.  So is this album.  I’m anxious to hear more!

(https://thehauntedyouthofficial.bandcamp.com/album/dawn-of-the-freak)

The Haunted Youth "Broken"

 

Canary Yellow

 

Soft Kill

Canary Yellow

(Cercle Social)

There are those times in High School and college, or thereabouts, where most of us start our search for how we want to be identified.  Identity is important to us when we’re young, because we don’t know what we are.  We’ve been told how to be by our authority figures, but at some point, we begin to question things and try to understand what type of person we want to be.  It’s an exciting and dramatic time, because it feels lonely to search for meaning and direction and exciting, because there’s so much opportunity and discovery.  Oftentimes, the music we develop a taste for becomes a tangible source of community.  We begin to gravitate to others who like similar things.  We change our look and adopt new personas to fit in with a new clique or scene.  Sometimes it can go deep and it is all very serious and very important.

Now that I’m old, I am both mystified by it all, and I miss the promise of those days.  I never really felt like I found a niche when I was young, because I really never wanted to fit in.  I did desperately, but at the same time, was mostly content with being by myself.  It was a time of being sad, because I was lonely, and yet never comfortable with others – especially in groups.  I do, however, miss how fired up I would get when I ran across new music that I felt an affinity for.  That felt like home.  That spoke to me.  That taught me.  That helped me not feel so alone.  Music still does these things for me.  I still get energized when I run across music that fits into my narrow-ish tastes.  However, most of those harken back to those earlier times.  They are nostalgic, even if they are new and by younger artists.

Having said that, within the last few years, I have learned about Portland’s own Soft Kill.  They are fantastic!  They exude that perfect band for young discovery.  At least that’s what I think and feel when I hear them.  They write songs that remind me of “In-Between Days” Cure, that are a bit more “street,” yet which are genuinely sad and reflective, and yet incredibly catchy earworms that can fill one with energy and a real passion and angst.

Soft Kill’s latest offering is Canary Yellow.  I originally got sucked into their energy with their previous proper LP, Dead Kids R.I.P. City, from 2020.  Yes, they remind me of younger days, and I’m okay with that.  I listened to Dead Kids a lot and reveled into those old angsty feelings.  It reminded me how important those times were and thankful that most of those old anxieties became meaningless to me now.  Don’t get me wrong.  My anxieties are numerous – just different.  Canary Yellow is very similar to the previous album with songs full of an energized sadness that are absolutely tuneful.  I mean, this is a fun and enjoyable listen no matter what.

Songwriter, Tobias Grave, has a knack for catchy melodies.  The pre-LP single “Magic Garden” with its acoustic strums and hummable guitar and keyboard melody should be heard by a wider audience, or the endlessly addictive tune that is “Rocks & Blows,” will creep into one’s head and stay there, in a good way.  The piano anointed “Domino” is another favorite with its inherent drama that hints of the magnificent Stars at their best.  The ballad, “The Line” sung by Ruth Radelet formerly of another long-time Portland stalwart, Chromatics, is a touching moment of loss and heartbreak, as well as sweet moment of variety.  I love the police station free phone message that is “Joey,” which opens the album and provides the title, and the epic album closer, “Lake Shore Drive,” with its music box like piano melody crossed with a “Love in a Car”-esque high end guitar atmospherics, is dreamy and momentous. 

The entire damn album passes by too quickly.  Lucky for all of us, we can play it over and over again, which I will continue to do.

(https://anopendoor.bandcamp.com/album/canary-yellow)

Soft Kill "Magic Garden"

Talk to Me

 

I cannot put pegs into these slots 

If any of you have stuck with me on these random posts I share every so often, over the past ten years or so, you’ll know that I’ve shared a lot of tales regarding my medical history.  I’m sure it’s not very entertaining, but it’s been my way of dealing with it.  Writing about my medical experiences helps me deal with them emotionally.  None of it is intended to create a pity party for me.  It is to get it off my chest, and by chance, by sharing my experiences, I might reach someone that may be helped!  I would be astounded.  I also like the idea that it might create connection.  It rarely has, but perhaps one day. 

Currently, I am in a strange place.  I was on a new medication that has been pretty successful at shrinking tumors caused by the genetic syndrome I have (VHL).  I began taking it in March of this year.  It did cause minor tumor shrinkage by May, but for me, the side effects were tough to handle.  I began to regularly struggle to breathe, and started to have occasional chest pains.  The doctor lowered my dose.  My next MRI, showed no tumor change by August, which seemed promising, yet the side effects made life unlivable, so my oncologist lowered my dose again.  This seemed okay, until September when the side effects kicked in again!  So bad, the chest pains were worse than ever.  I started having days where I could not do anything at all, because of the pain and lack of oxygen in my blood stream.  Turns out I had developed atrial fibrillation.  My heart was beating irregularly and way too fast.  One day in October, I actually ended up going to the ER, which seems to be called the ED now.  Now, I’m no longer taking the medication and my most recent MRI, early this month, shows new tumor growth. 

At this point, I honestly don’t know what to do.  I’ve been told that another brain surgery will be too dangerous, I already know that uncontained tumor growth will lead to paralysis, incredible pain, and eventually an agonizing death.  So, what should I do?  The medication is too harsh to take.  It’s intolerable.  I’ve been in mourning, while I try to accept the idea that I’ll have a rough road ahead.  I’m not done fighting, but I need to prepare for an unpleasant and possibly deadly near future.

Again, none of this is intended to elicit sympathy, it is simply my reality.  Besides possible connection with people, I am looking for understanding and support.  I am honestly, exhausted about unsolicited advice from people who clearly do not understand or try to understand my situation.  I do not believe that my problems are any worse than anyone else’s.  In fact, I am working hard to acknowledge my great fortune in life.  Everything could be so much worse. 

All of us have problems, it’s a part of living.  I get incredibly frustrated when people try to compete over who has things worse!  Is that what you really want?  Do you want to win at misery?  I certainly don’t, nor do I think I would.  There is a narcissism there that I cannot relate to and that I find incredibly frustrating.  Because of my experiences, I am actually very empathetic.  I take people’s troubles very seriously.  No matter what the troubles may consist of.  Being a patient in the hospital for long periods of time can be frustrating and difficult, but mostly humbling.  Your privacy and personal space are constantly invaded.  It’s like a chance to live like a helpless infant, but this time you will likely remember it – vividly!  As a side effect, at least for me, it takes away a lot of bullshit fronts that we all build up over time. 

 

Therapy is always all smiles

I have lost friendships as my health has declined in recent years, and more so, find that I don’t hear, nearly as often from my friends.  I don’t blame them, because I cannot do a lot of the things I used to be able to.  I wish it weren’t so, but it is reality, and another thing for me to mourn, along with mourning of the loss of that old functionality.  I get tired and very frustrated by fumbling around and struggling in an effort to do simple tasks.  And you know what?  It’s not pretty.  I try to be patient and positive, but endless hours of Physical and Occupational therapy exercise over several years have made very little impact.  I get incredibly angry and my neighbors are likely exhausted from hearing me shout exclamations through the shared walls of our apartments.  Everyone chooses their own path, and if I’m too much of a bummer, or no longer am that go to guy for a companion at a live show, or out on the golf course, or whatever, I respect the choice to take me off the list.  However, and most important, I want to thank everyone who has stuck by me over the years, I cannot thank you all enough!  Your generosity has kept me afloat, and that is incredibly humbling as well. 

I’m not sure what else I really want to say, other than a little understanding would be nice and incredibly comforting to me.  I am upset and angry enough.  Like I mentioned before, it helps me get my anxiety under some control, if I write about these things.  I have a lot of fight left in me!  I’m simply uncertain right now, and frankly, scared.

Trust

He was confused.  For some reason, there were people everywhere in his hospital room.  What happened to Covid protocols.  Why couldn’t he have visitors, if they were grouping patients together?  Last he remembered, he had been in the ICU.  Now, there were blinding lights, a TV blaring, and people all around, including kids.  The room was large and extended to the outside.  It reminded him of being at a camp.  The nurse gathered everyone to the outside area – a patio.  There were rows of people kneeling in a circle.  The children in the inner circle and adults around them.  He was still in his hospital gown and chilly from the cold evening air.  He asked the nurse if she could get him something for his throat, which felt scratchy.

The group of people in a circle were about to play some sort of game.  The nurse instructed everyone about how the game was played.  He didn’t pay any attention, as he sort of half-knelt on the outside of the circle.  He didn’t like games, or children.  Even as a child, he didn’t really like children.  He had several friends, but he mostly kept to himself.  He especially hated kids in movies and TV shows.  He always felt there was something suspicious and creepy about them.  He felt that the kids were always somehow generic depictions of kids as adults often perceive them: totally unrealistic and annoying.  The boys were always wat too sensitive and stupid, or bullies.  The girls were very saccharine sweet and gentle, or conniving and evil.  No nuance.  Nothing in-between.  You could only get intelligent characters with real feelings in the Peanuts cartoons.

He was staring at the TV, when the nurse returned with what looked like a spray bottle of Chloraseptic from the 70s for his throat.  He thought to himself that it may have been that long since he had used it.  He was super excited about it!  She sprayed a shot onto his tongue, which had been damaged during his surgery and was so swollen that he had a difficult time rolling it out of his mouth.  The sticky red substance burned his tongue at first, but the gooey juice hit his throat and he grinned at the distant memories it elicited.  He and the nurse discussed memories of the numbing candy that is the Chloraseptic.  He asked her, over the laughing and clapping of the crowd of people, if she could change the channel on the TV to some new show that was supposed to be about a guy on kidney dialysis.  He was curious, because he had been on dialysis.  She did, but it was already in progress.  He became immediately distracted and bored.  The outdoor area slowly emptied out and he sat on the edge of his hospital bed and stared at the Chloraseptic bottle, grabbed it, sprayed it into his mouth, or tried to, missed and instead sprayed it around his mouth.  He glanced around for a wash cloth, gave up, and simply wiped around his mouth with his hand.  He eventually laid back into his bed and wiped his sticky hand on the sheets.

A cool blast of air hit his naked back.  He wrapped his arms tightly around his torso.  He looked down and realized that he was naked, except for some tubes coming out of his body.  Gone was his flimsy hospital gown.  He called for the nurse after a few minutes of shivering.  He realized that he was in the back of something akin to mining cars on a rail.  His was about five empty cars back from the front.  The cars curled to the right and back inside the hospital.  Meanwhile, he was outside on the covered patio.  He told the nurse he was cold, the nurse said she’d be right back.  He examined his predicament.  How did he get here?  The patio was decorated with Halloween decorations.  Jack o’ Lanterns were placed around, black construction paper bat cutouts were everywhere,  and there was a string of orange lights along the patio ceiling.  He wasn’t sure if it was the Halloween vibes, or simply his dislike of that particular holiday that was giving him an itchy feeling of dread.  He tried to look around behind him, but he could not turn his head more than an inch or two, and he had already lost his peripheral vision prior to his brain surgery.  Then he heard something behind him.  That’s when he realized there was someone back there.

 

The nurse returned.  That’s when he noticed she wasn’t wearing scrubs, but instead wearing an old school nurse outfit with the weird hair hat thing folded into her hair.  He hadn’t seen a nurse dressed like that since his first hospital stay in the mid-eighties, and even then, most didn’t.  It must be Halloween.  He was still cold, but instead asked her if someone was behind him.  She looked right where he suspected this figure stood and hesitated and had recognition in her eyes.  He heard the sound of a gun clicking into firing mode. 

“No, there’s no one else here.”

He did not believe her.  She could no longer be trusted.  Here he was, naked, cold, outdoors, and about to be shot in the back.  He could not climb out of the railcar, nor turn his head, because of the surgery. 

“I know there is someone there.  I can feel them.”

“No, I swear to you, it’s just you and I, Alexander.”

She turned and left, and circled back indoors.

There was movement, he noticed, reflecting off a dark window to his right, but still in front of him.  He could hear someone let out some air and then take a quick breath in.  It seemed like it was from directly behind him.  He imagined someone with a pistol pointed down directly at the back of his head.  He started to say something, but instead decided he was okay with this.  He didn’t understand why this would happen.  The hospital is supposed to be a safe place, but he decided he was ready to give up fighting.  He was ready for this all to be over.  He put his head forward and put his arms out to show his surrender, yet nothing happened. 

After what seemed like hours.  He decided to try to escape.  Somehow, after several minutes, he willed himself out of the rail car, which felt like a prison.  He hurt his ribs, and scraped his knees while sliding out and hit the pavement of the patio indelicately.  He found his gown, which he had been sitting on.  He did his best to put it on and even tried to tie it on at the back of his neck, so it wouldn’t constantly fall off his shoulders and down his arms.  He did not see anyone around and the way back into the hospital was closed off, so he crawled/half walked his way off the patio onto some damp grass that wrapped around the hospital building and its surrounding bushes. 

It was very dark, but there were a lot of streetlamps illuminating the greenery giving the shrubbery long shadows – making them look much larger than they were.  He scuttled around the building in a shuffle.  He couldn’t quite walk, but this wasn’t exactly crawling either.  The uneven ground made him stumble and fall a lot.  There were windows every twenty feet or so, which looked like black squares.  The bushes would break and he could approach each window.  After checking several windows, he approached one and thought he saw movement inside.  He hunched down and felt that sinking feeling that there was a presence behind him again.  He envisioned the figure with the gun trained on him from directly behind.  He could hear the crunch of rubber soled sneakers squeak on the damp grass quietly behind him.  This time though, he sensed another figure to his left.  He couldn’t be sure, but he didn’t sense any danger.  He quickly jerked his head to the left, as far as it would go, and a striking flash of pain shot down his spine – the pain dropped him to his knees.  He couldn’t be sure, but he surmised that the second presence had a motion picture camera trained on him.  He knocked on the window and began to shiver. 

His nurse opened the window from inside. 

“Shhhhh” she hissed.  “You’re going to ruin everything!”

“Can I get back to bed?  I’m exhausted and cold” he pleaded, before adding, “What’s going on?”

“There’s nothing going on, please trust me.  Would I do anything to hurt you?”

He hesitated.  He was confused by all of this activity.  He’d been in hospitals several times, yet this time, he wasn’t sure where he was or why he had been left alone outside.

“I – I don’t think so.  Can you help me?”

“Cut!”  He heard from behind.  He clumsily shifted from his knees to sit on his backside, so he could see out away from the window.  The damp grass made his exposed butt itch like crazy.  There was more than a figure or two behind him.  There were a bunch of people.  He didn’t see anyone with a gun, but instead what seemed to be an entire film crew!   There were a couple of cameras, someone with a long microphone, and likely a gaffer, and some grips.  He could see his nurse, now outside, and it looked like she was arguing with another woman.  This other woman seemed to be in charge – the director perhaps?

“He’s no good!  This isn’t working!  He’s not right for this!” the director shouted, while gesturing towards him. 

“I thought that there was no script!  I thought the whole plan was to see what happens!” his nurse seemed agitated.

“Let’s break it down,” the director shouted, and immediately, the crew, who had been so quiet, were now a flurry of activity.  What seemed like maybe thirty people were moving all around him, putting devices into cases, wrapping cords into loops, stuffing their faces with pastries, and carrying goods to a van far off in the parking lot.  

After an eternity of bewilderment, he looked at his nurse, who was now standing next to him. 

“Let’s get you into a wheelchair,” then she shouted out to some young guy to bring a chair.  The director walked over to him and the nurse, who stood with her arms crossed, her left foot placed in front of her, and an irritated look on her face.

“I’m sorry,” Alexander mumbled, looking up at the director.

“Oh Jesus!!” she gasped and stormed off toward the van.

The young guy eventually showed up with a wheelchair and he and the nurse helped Alexander transfer into the chair.  Immediately, his tense back relaxed and he started deep breathing.  Though still chilly, he felt a lot better, but instead of wheeling him back inside the hospital, they both walked off.  Most of the crew had disappeared and the van was gone.  He was alone. 

He turned his chair toward the window he was in front of and saw his nurse and the director in a conversation.  It looked like an argument.  Eventually, the nurse left the room and he sat in the wheelchair and watched the director stand in front of a whiteboard, crossing notes off the board and writing new ones over it. 

He sat there, for what seemed like an hour, shivering.  He shouted out for help, but no one came.

Daylight filled the room.  He tried to open his eyes and see where he was.  He was laying down back in his hospital bed.  He could tell that he had fresh and clean bedsheets.  He was still cold.  He pulled the comforter up over his shoulders.  He looked around the room through the blur.  It was like he had Vaseline in his eyes.  He struggled to focus and saw a blurry bottle of Chloraseptic sitting on the bedside table.  He dropped his head back onto the pillow, closed his eyes, and let his breath go until there was nothing left in his lungs.e dropped his head baxck He dropped He